Luckily I had my energizing morning coffee in me and was at peace with the world. So when I read the latest Yahoo headline it didn't make me scream out in frustration. Much. Apparently Hillary had the nerve to go out to work without first making sure her makeup was up to snuff. And, gasp, wearing glasses. Four eyes!

Who writes this stuff, anyway? Someone from Junior High School? At what point can we start to assess our leaders in terms of what they do and not by how they look? Apparently, never. Seriously, Abraham Lincoln wouldn't stand a chance of being elected today. Just look at those big ears! What a dork! 

The stupid thing is here. Just make sure you've had your coffee first.